Classic quote from 'Staples'

[johnf]

I think we need a "grumy old men sticky" keep em coming I love this country.

[johnf]

So, off I go to buy a new office diary from Staples only to find the shelves a bit bare. Seeing the manager I asked if all the stock was on display, he said looking confused:

"We seem to sell out of diaries at this time of year" :Hammer

I asked if January was a surprise to him this year - he didn't seem amused :WaveBye

John

[dandan]

hmmm. I suppose you didn't see him manage to talk and blink at the same time did you? probably not.
:Hammer

[Martiny]

Good one, John

I was given vouchers for WH Smith for £15, so I find a dvd worth 12.99, and off I go the counter, and present my vouchers.

"Oh, sir, you need to choose some cards or smoething to make up the £15"

I say, "oh, dont worry, I dont want anything else, just take the vouchers"

"Oh, no, we cant do that!" - ?????????????????

I WANTED to say "I think you need to make the vouchers for 14.99!"

[Martiny]

How about this... Halfords.

You know the little catalogue list on every shelf? Well, there is one for a list of workshop manuals. Now on the front cover there is a picture of an MX-5. Guess which car you CANNOT buy a manual for from Halfords?

Yep, an MX-5 !!!!!

[Martiny]

Is it me? I think so, because:

MSN today have picture of Alice Cooper, and a link. I am an Alice Cooper fan, so I click the link to open the webpage, and guess what....

Sodall about Alice Cooper .......

and another thing..
Dont you love it when, behind the Sports announcer, there's all bits of Motorsport, so you listen and watch in anticipation, and there's nothing about Motorsport in the report!!

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